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In the sea of sensationalism that has become known as the daily news cycle, it is difficult to believe that anything is considered shocking anymore.
Scandals, tawdry details of sex and drugs, those in financial and government institutions using our hard earned tax dollars for cocaine and whores. They all seem like run of the mill page fillers, no?
Yet some saucy titbits still manage to whip us into a frenzy and Twitter into a melt down – and for, what I believe to be, no damned reason.
Because when you pull apart the facts, these so-called shocking revelations are no longer so shocking or, at least, they shouldn’t be.
This year alone we have seen a procession of trivial clap trap end up splashing the covers of our print media.
Here is a list of the three worst offenders:
- DAVID CAMERON INSERTS “PRIVATE PARTS” INTO A PIG’S ORIFICE
It doesn’t get any better than this when it comes to salacious gossip.
It is rumoured that during his university years, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron, once shoved his willy into the mouth of a dead pig.
To add insult to injury, the pig head fellatio was part of Cameron’s initiation into Oxford University’s men-only dining club (read: drinking club), the Piers Gaveston Society.
After he was accepted, it is further alleged that Cameron engaged in group sex and copious amounts of drug taking.
Call the church elders! A university student has engaged in drug taking, sex and acts of grotesque stupidity!
And that’s all it was: a student, not Prime Minister, being a complete and utter twat.
Lord, if we were all judged on our capabilities to helm a state based on our behaviour at university, there’d be no one left to govern.
Furthermore, these allegations, that have since been vehemently denied, were made in an unauthorised biography of Cameron titled Call me Dave.
The biography was written by one Lord Ashcroft, a former Tory (Cameron’s party) donor whose allegiance with Cameron turned sour after the PM passed him over for a significant position in government.
He claims the shun was not motivation for printing such allegations.
Sure, buddy.
In my opinion, unless dead pig banging affects his ability to govern, let’s not go “breaking the internet” over how shocked we all are that some sour grapes Lord wrote a bio that describes, albeit extreme, student behaviour as stupid.
- KIM KARDASHIAN’S ASS BREAKS THE INTERNET
Speaking of “breaking the internet”, let’s have a look at Paper Magazine’s attempt to do so by the use of Kim Kardashian’s oiled-up ass.
In a feature, titled “No Filter: An Afternoon with Kim Kardashian”, the artsy magazine called on famed photographer Jean-Paul Goude to recapture a few of his iconic stills from his 1982 book, Jungle Fever.
One image captures Kardashian popping a champagne bottle and catching its bubbly contents with a glass that is perched on her ample derrière – not unlike the image of Carolina Beaumont that Goude took in 1976.
Kim also features in various stages of undress. Though, the star of the show is her larger than life buttocks that she and the magazine utilised to reap havoc in an internet-breaking conspiracy.
And break it they did.
Once a few stills were released, social media self-combusted and Kim’s ass found itself in a storm of controversy.
There were attacks directed at the sheer size of her ass and the amount of retouching employed.
There were also opinion columns condemning the magazine’s decision to allow Goude to recapture Jungle Fever – a collection of photographs that is considered, by some, a savage portrayal of African women. Kim’s ass was now racist.
However, the majority took to Twitter to express how sick and tired they were of the Kardashians, especially since no one had a clue as to why she/they were famous.
Read more at: http://thethrillsociety.com/kim-ks-ass-and-other-great-tabloid-brain-farts-of-2015/
