RAMBLINGS OF A TRAVELER – FAMILY VACATION: #2 THE OREGON TRAIL

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#2 On the Way (A Tiny Bit About Lewis & Clark and The Oregon Trail)

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT LEWIS AND CLARK

Oregon is where Lewis and Clark ended up after crossing the North American Continent in 1803-1804 (doesn’t seem that long ago does it)? Lewis was appointed by President Thomas Jefferson to lead a voyage up the Missouri River to the Rocky Mountains, over the mountains, and down the Columbia River to the Pacific Ocean and back. They were hoping to find a big river (all-water route) that ran all the way from St. Louis, Missouri to the Pacific Ocean and figure out if the Louisiana Purchase was a good buy, since President Jefferson bought the land site unseen and unmapped for a 15 million dollars according to Stephen Ambrose. As it turned out, it was a really good buy by today’s standards.

Boy, this must have been a trip to beat all trips. I don’t know how much my readers know about the boys (Lewis and Clark) but this trip must have taken some serious courage to even think about, and the thrilling encounters must have been unimaginable by the modern human race. Actually, the encounters were fairly unreal even to Lewis and Clark. Lewis kept a pretty decent journal/dairy and did a lot of mapping, surveying and studying of plants, birds, fishes, and other big nasty scary animals along the way. He collected samples and drew cool pictures of things he had never seen before.

But even after all the cool things they discovered and did, the entire trip was a great disappointment to Lewis and at least two camps where the boys stopped were named Camp Disappointment (1 in Montana and 1 in Oregon).

Great Lewis Disappointment

First of all, there was no river that ran all the way from St. Louis to the Pacific Ocean. They hoped and wished the Missouri River, which turned into the Mississippi River as it headed to New Orleans might branch out to the pacific coast, but they didn’t wish or hope hard enough. Also to their disappointment, the Louisiana Purchase almost doubled the size of the United States overnight, but did not include Canada. This massive transfer of land did include all of present-day Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and Iowa; most of Colorado, South Dakota, Montana and Wyoming, as well as significant parts of North Dakota, Minnesota, Texas and Louisiana, but it seemed that wasn’t quite enough for Lewis.

Second of all, no white man had ever crossed the entire North American Continent before Lewis and Clark – at least that we know of. The Lewis and Clark voyage ran across some hostile Native Americans that had never seen a white man. Talk about a real thrill, can you imagine? They went right through the Columbia River Gorge in Oregon, and I can imagine there was a lot of bushwhacking, cursing, crying, and disappointment because it was not the straight river sailing voyage Lewis and Clark had hoped for. Pretty rough country back then I bet, as it is pretty rough today, bar the paved interstate highway and the mammoth 14 Columbia River dams, 1 of which is pictured in the background of the picture below. That’s not Lewis and Clark’s house in the picture below, only a somewhat despairing picture I took in the Columbia River Gorge area in southwestern Washington, just before crossing into Oregon.

Lewis & Clark and the gang made it to the Pacific coast just in the nick of time as winter was a coming. They put together a really nice camp called Camp Clatsop (below picture is a very close reproduction). The Lewis and Clark party hated every minute of the cold, damp Oregon coast winter.

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As soon as the wonderful Oregon spring came, Lewis and Clark with most of their members got the “H” out of there. Couple reasons they hated it so bad was because they never saw the sun for months and they were so cold and damp – a coldness that penetrated through the bone, and everybody got sick with the flu, a mega cold, bad diarrhea, fleas, injuries and lots of other nasty things. Another smaller thing, they didn’t have a lot of food or drink, especially drink – that fact right there can make a grown man cry. They did make salt, however. I saw the original salt maker with my own eyes. I never did understand why they made salt when the entire Pacific Ocean lay right before their very eyes. Go Figure! Someone, very knowledgeable, told me there were several very good reasons for it, however. Okay, Okay, I’m sure there were great reasons, probably one of them was curing and preserving meat.

If you would like to read a great book about the Lewis and Clark expedition, I highly recommend, “Undaunted Courage” by Stephen Ambrose first published in 1996. You’ll learn more than you ever thought possible about the voyage and also Lewis’s probable suicidal death a few years after the historic voyage.

THE OREGON TRAIL

The first wagon trains and white people came about 30 years after Lewis and Clark did their thing. The Oregon Trail was a 2,200 mile east-west wheeled wagon route which connected the Missouri River to Oregon. The first wagon train came to Oregon Willamette Valley in about 1836 from Independence Missouri. 400,000 settlers came over the Oregon Trail during the next 10 years (Wikipedia).

Another very cool thing is you can still see the ruts of the wagon trains in some areas. I’ve seen ancient ruts before. I was in Rome and saw chariot ruts. O.K. yeah, the chariot ruts were quite a bit older, but are still there and very impressive, but so are the first wagon train ruts. I guess I am into ruts?

Today, some modern highways follow parts of the same course Lewis and Clark and the wagon trains took back in the 1830’s. Our family trip took us right smack down the Columbia gorge. We probably even stayed at the same the hotel they all stayed at. Just kidding!

Somewhere while going through the Columbia gorge and before the Oregon coast and right along the side of the road is this really cool waterfalls. Wow! Wow! This sucker is really high. It falls 176 feet says Wikipedia, because of course I didn’t measure it.

Now I have to admit, Horsetail Falls is pretty cool. Literally, after spending a very hot afternoon driving, we got out of the car at Horsetail Falls nestled in the huge, big, tall pine trees with the mist of the enormous falls lightly covering you, and you think you are in heaven or a close second to heaven at least that particular day.

So what happened next on the family vacation was nothing short of a miracle. Just as the sun was going below the western horizon, we all woke up from a cramped car nap to find the most beautiful scene in the world. Yep! You got it. We had arrived. Our hotel window faced the Pacific Ocean in its entire glorious expanse. Best thing, the end to the long, long, long car trip.

Til Next Time,

PSiddy

P.S. Within the next few days, I will finish the Ramblings of a Traveler – Family Vacation. #3 Flying the Monarch can not be missed. This blog promises to end on a semi to semi happy note, as family vacations go.

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RAMBLINGS OF A TRAVELER – FAMILY VACATION #1 Who Gets To Come

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This blog is a different type of blog than what I usually post in my series, “Rambler of a Traveler.”  But since it is summer and the family time to travel, I thought I would veer off my usual course of International travel. Next month, I will be back to taking you around world with my rambles. Thank-you for taking the time to read the Ramblings Series. #1 Who Gets to Come, Establishing the Ground Rules, Getting out of town

SELECTING WHO GETS TO COME

Now there is only one way to do this. You will want to pick a variety of family members. The elders, the babies with colic, the teenagers that hate everything in site including you, the middle aged dad who is experiencing his own kind of change-of-life-over-the-hill syndrome who lacks patience on every level except for prior, current, or future thoughts beauty queens or their runners up. If there is a family member who is adamant about NOT going – she/he is for sure the one you want along – preferably in the front seat. And the opposite is true. If you recognize a family member who really wants to come in the worst way, the one who has been planning, packing, researching all winter, that’s the person you will want to leave home to take care of the house, pets, and mailman. Also keep in mind, everyone you bring along MUST have a purpose and MUST add something meaningful to the trip. We don’t know for-sure what purpose Gramma will serve as yet, but maybe we will figure that out as we go along. Now, this is NOT a blog about a dysfunctional family (all families are “dysfunctional” it’s just a matter of what degree). Chevy Chase and his family summed a family vacation up nicely in any of the, “Vacation Lampoon” movies, and who am I to try to match or pretend to improve on those American Classics? You should know me well enough by now to know I am a traveler, not a family counselor. I haven’t got time for family issues.

This is a driving vacation. We have chosen family members according to the above laid out rules. The vehicle of choice was a small to semi-small, semi-uncomfortable car, with semi-limited viewing out all windows. We chose not to take our a nice roomy SUV/minibus as we thought it might be dangerous in that everyone might go to sleep for long periods of time & miss the many important landmarks along the journey.

We also made sure we chose to go somewhere a long, long way away so the drive would be tedious, boring, mind-numbing with hours and hours spent in the tight confinement of the small to semi-small car. A family vacation road trip must NOT be a 1 day-reach-the-destination-type trip. This type of trip needs to drag on and on so everyone will appreciate the final destination so much they will never want to get in the car again. When choosing to go on a car trip, the leader must establish some ground rules ahead of time or the entire trip can to erupt into chaos and end up in a total melt-down, which NO one wants. The following tips/rules are well thought out, but I bet you can think of a couple more.

FAMILY VACATION ROAD TRIP GROUND RULES/TIPS TO STRICTLY ENFORCE

1. A Family Vacation is NOT a democracy. Only one member of the family (the designated driver) will make all important and minor decisions, and everyone WILLfollow his/her directions. There WILL be no family meetings, no discussion, no opinions of any kind, and everyone will continually be reminded how darn lucky they are to get to come.

2. Everyone WILL have all electronic devices charged up to 100% before leaving the driveway. In the same vein, everyone WILL have GPS on all their personal devices and full access to Google Maps (even if internet connection will be mostly nonexistent where we’re going). The driver MUST have at least 3 paper maps of the same area in different colors beside him/her at all times.

• Everyone MUST be thoroughly pottied and have taken all hygienic measures necessary for close confinement (i.e. recent shower with water and soap, teeth brushing, underarm deodorant). There will also be NO taking shoes off in the car, for obvious reasons.

4. It WILL be made clear before leaving the driveway when the scheduled stops are to be and that there will be no stops in between, no matter what! Individual family member impromptu/unscheduled stops can get out of hand real quick. This includes NO needless or frequent stops at gas station minimarts. Snacking, drinking, and eating have NO place on a family vacation car trip.

5. NO luggage except 1 small duffle bag per person (luggage size limits MUST be strictly obeyed) for a 1 or 2-week vacation. Any excess baggage will be given to the closest homeless shelter or thrown out in the city park as the family vacation car drives by.

Everyone WILL keep in mind that the family vacation is an experience to covet, and will never happen again as long as every member stays on his or her best behavior through out the entire trip.

LEAVING THE DRIVEWAY

The best time of the day to depart is around noon to mid-afternoon. At that time, rush hour traffic for lunch or early homebound business office traffic can be at its peak and navigation through the city streets will be painfully slow. The late start will also guarantee a very, very late hour for reaching the first day’s destination and more fun time spent in the cramped vehicle. With all our major plans re-viewed, re-made, de-planned, pre-planned, and re-planned our trip is ready to proceed out of driveway.             YIPPEE!                   WE ARE READY AT LAST!               HERE WE GO!

GETTING OUT OF TOWN

So after stopping at 563 traffic lights and spending 2 1/2 hours navigating through very hot, humid, polluted, noisy, smelly, congested, clogged, bumper-to-bumper major city total chaos traffic AND another 1hr spent getting out of the suburbs, which can even be worse. . . . . . . . . . . . .we finally breakout in the open to a remote, deserted, flat, boring country side, or as some would call it – bald ass prairie – I mean there wasn’t even a prairie dog out there. I mean miles and miles of nothingness as far as the eye can see. It seemed like we were traveling right off the face of the earth getting nowhere quickly or even slowly. Finally we saw off in the far distance, a little house on the prairie, but on closer inspection, we realized that even they had moved to the city. There was something very sad & forlorn about the lonely, empty sight. The prior occupants probably moved away because they couldn’t find anybody to house sit when they went on a family vacation to a nice beach somewhere. Just a thought.

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FINALLY REVEALED: ALL ROADS LEAD TO OREGON

Our leader (the one driving the car) decided to reveal that our final destination was to be somewhere in Oregon. Its like what happen to the beach with palms trees family vacation? Most of us had never heard of Oregon, didn’t want to admit hearing about Oregon, or even gave a rats ass about Oregon, much less ever thought we would ever be going to Oregon with or without the family.

DETOURS & OTHER SITES

Our leader also thought it might be fun to see some very select, not-to-be-missed-highlights across several states before arriving at our final Oregon destination. This would involve taking several detours, thus dragging the road trip out even longer. The 1^st such highlight took us on a small detour to Pine Ridge in the great state of South Dakota to see Chief Red Cloud’s burial plot. Now you have to admit, not everyone can say they have been there.

Not the best looking chap in the great western frontier, but according to Encyclopedia Britannica, he was a pretty kick ass aggressive sort of guy who didn’t put up with a lot of crapola from anybody including the US government. Red Cloud led 3 tribes into a two-year war (starting late 1865) with the US government, and as it turned out Red Cloud kicked the government’s ass. Red Cloud refused to “negotiate” and told the government to stop building a road (Bozeman Trail) through the Sioux, Cheyenne, and Arapaho’s hunting grounds. Finally the US government made the very wise decision to abandon all posts and go home. Now some say, that the only other ruler to ever do that to the US government was Ho Chig Minh in Vietnam. That was sort of cool. We, in the car, ranked the Red Cloud detour a 5 out of a possible 7 ½ based on the informational content. As you can see, Chief Red Cloud’s wife didn’t get much of monument, but in those days, women took the back seat on the saddle to men. Her monument is the little white cross, but at least she is next to Chief Red Cloud and aced his horse out of that spot. I am so glad equal rights for women have change so drastically for the better in this country since then.

 The 2^nd cool highlight literally appeared out of nowhere as were driving, and driving, and driving down flat, barren landscape (remember above, I said something about mind numbing). The site was none other than Devils Tower in Wyoming. This was a major surprise, and some of us rubbed eyes to make sure we weren’t seeing things. The natural-made rock stuck out of bald ass nothingness and soared somewhere toward heaven. An Indian legend has it that a big bad bear made claw marks on it a long time ago. O.K. at this point in the family trip, we would believe anything. Finally, the car slowed down and we all scrambled out. We got to run round the tower, about a mile and a half on a paved little footpath. There was even a snack bar/lunch counter that we got to look at. Remember ground rule #4 above, (no snacks). We got to visit the visitors center to read up on how the thing was formed from middle earth and how there actually was NO devil involved in the rock’s inception only a bear and bear claws.Devils Tower is really high, and there were brave or stupid souls, depending on how you measure souls, that were climbing the rock. You can see some of the crazies in the picture below, if you look really hard. We rated this site a 6 out of 7 1/2 because there was a much-needed potty break attached, and it really was pretty amazing.3^rd highlight of the day was Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota. Most tourists who come to Mt. Rushmore walk up to the front entrance, pay their entrance fee, buy a few made-in-china souvenirs, get a snack, take a quick look at the cravings in the mountain, and go on their way. I think I saw a few more faces craved into the mountain than I remember, but having never been there before maybe its as it should be?We are not like most tourists. We went around the back way to avoid the tourist areas. Also, we were having a heated argument/debate about what was on the other side of the president’s faces craved in the mountain. There were many theories in the car that day. The most popular theory looked something like this because someone in the car saw a popular postcard somewhere:                

Imagined Reality PostcardTurns out, these want-to-be theories about the backside of Mt. Rushmore were all wrong. All there was on backside of the cravings in the mountain were lots and lots of mountain rocks.

The 4th awesome highlight of the day was the Grand Tetons in Wyoming. As several of us were waking up from a restless, uncomfortable, short nap in the back and front seat, our eyes gazed out the right side window. The entire carload of eyes feasted on the Grand Teton Mountains. They looked so close that one could touch those majestic beings if only the car would pull over to the scenic roadside turnout. These were the most gorgeous mountains we had ever seen.  Being city folk and all, most of us had never seen actual mountains before. There are not enough adjectives to describe these quiet beauties, so we all just starred out the window in a goofy sort of way. NO, we did not get to stop.

We ranked this highlight 8 out of 7 ½ partly because it was drawing close to the end of the a long car trip day, and we were starting to get on each others nervous, or did the getting-on-each-others-nerve part start when we were still in the driveway. We stopped for the 1^st day at a small ski town named Jackson Hole, Wyoming. We felt very much like we were out west and out of our element. We stayed at a small hotel made out of wagon wheels or something like that I think the sign said.

Some of us got a quick beer (this is a family vacation after all) at real super fun cowboy bar where you get to sit in a real saddle to have your chosen brew. I have a very strong suspicion the leader of our family vacation revisited the saddle after we were all asleep.Oh yeah, did I mention the Badlands in South Dakota. Those suckers are really, really bad. Can you imagine the 1^st wagon train humming along on the bald ass prairie and running into these? Like – what the “H” do we do now?

Sometime during the 1^st day’s trip, a yelled threat from the family vacation leader (the one driving the car) was that if we didn’t behave pronto, we would all be dropped off in the middle of the Badlands and would have to walk home. None of us actually got the impression he was kidding around this time, so we shaped up pronto. Turns out, the 1^stday of this family vacation was sort of fun. We never knew what to expect, and no one got killed, only threatened, and best of all no one had to walk home from the Badlands. Wouldn’t quite call the 1^st day out “thrilling, beyond thrilling”, but more is yet to come.

Till next time,

PSiddy

Ramblings of a Traveler, Family Vacation #2 The Oregon Trail is coming in a week or two. Stay turned or you might miss something unforgettably amazing.

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